CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
Back in December of 1996, worried about the influence of Green Day’s “explicit” fourth album, Insomniac, on her 8-year-old son, a mother decided to write a slightly aggressive letter of complaint to the band. It clearly hit a nerve, and she soon received a handwritten response from then-24-year-old frontman Billie Joe Armstrong. Both letters can be seen below.
Apparently this exchange inspired the song “Reject,” as found on Green Day’s next album, Nimrod.
I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA
LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH
I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO
Beginning of the school year vs. now
But my dad did
And he was 100% serious
When you have to pee but someone’s in the bathroom
When you feel crumbs under your blankets
When there’s nothing in the fridge
When everyone’s singing Happy Birthday to you
When you have to fart but there’s too many people
When there’s dirty dishes
The feeling after you eat Mcdonalds
When you step in water while wearing socks
When you’re home alone and you hear a noise
every freakin time I sneeze
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